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Post by inlovewithdetail on Dec 29, 2009 14:23:57 GMT
Coming soon... watch this space.
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Post by Hazey on Dec 29, 2009 16:41:38 GMT
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Dec 29, 2009 16:54:55 GMT
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the 2009 Delorentos Forum Awards live from the Red Cow Hotel. Let me introduce to you your host for the evening. Put your hands together for...  |
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Dec 29, 2009 16:58:32 GMT
Wow, oh my God John, I can't believe we're hosting the Delorentos Forum Awards!
I know Edward! We're going to begin with the band-related awards first folks. This will be followed by a brief intermission for some entertainment and then we'll get to the main show. Well let's get the show on the road then.
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Dec 29, 2009 17:03:04 GMT
Our first award tonight is for the Funniest Twitter Entry made by the band in 2009. Topics varied from Ronan Keating to cocaine and prostitutes but the eventual winner of this category went to this little beauty.
“Will Leahy just called us Domestos... We shake our collective fist at thee! Currently mainlining heroin with some prostitutes in Galway.
"Sorry, not heroin, I meant tea and no, not prostitutes, I meant club milks. Easy mistake."
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Dec 29, 2009 17:07:28 GMT
Hilarious John! Totally Edward! Next up we shall reveal the winner of the Best Dressed Band MemberAll four lads fought hard throughout the year to earn the adulation of the fashion critics amongst us but one man rose above all else to claim the prize. Step forward Níal!.  |
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Post by griff on Dec 29, 2009 17:09:59 GMT
i'd say ro is better dressed
nial would be second
swift fix this
swift fix
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Post by Hazey on Dec 29, 2009 17:11:54 GMT
Though griff... this is how they worked out now stop spoiling the flow!
This is great Niall! hahaha
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Post by Dave on Dec 29, 2009 17:13:21 GMT
Our first award tonight is for the Funniest Twitter Entry made by the band in 2009. Topics varied from Ronan Keating to cocaine and prostitutes but the eventual winner of this category went to this little beauty. “Will Leahy just called us Domestos... We shake our collective fist at thee! Currently mainlining heroin with some prostitutes in Galway.
"Sorry, not heroin, I meant tea and no, not prostitutes, I meant club milks. Easy mistake."deserved it |
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Dec 29, 2009 17:14:22 GMT
He sure does dress well don't you think Edward?
Of course John, but his hair is nothing in comparison to ours. He has much to learn!
Next up, the most rhythmic award of the evening. That's right, the band member with the Best Dance Moves
This award was a landslide and so, the winner is Ró
His incessant gyrating and occasional hopping has earned worldwide recognition and rumours of an appearance on Strictly Come Dancing in 2010 have emerged. He can even dance with two pints in hand.
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Dec 29, 2009 17:17:46 GMT
The last two awards lead us nicely into the one that all the band have been waiting for. The I Want Your Babies Award was a closely fought battle but overall the result means there will be many little Níal’s running around the place in the near future if the majority had their way. This award proves that it’s how you dress on a night out and not how you dance that woos the ladies. Take note Ró.
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Dec 29, 2009 17:25:07 GMT
Enough of the fun and games John, we need to move on to some of the more serious Delo related awards.
Oh my god Edward, you're so right. Let's do this!
The award for Most Missed Song had members delve deep into the back catalogue of Delorentos material to unearth their favourites of time gone past.
However, it was a more recent song which came out on top. The winner is
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Post by griff on Dec 29, 2009 17:31:33 GMT
they dont play rules or shes so modern
id say those
we play dead is only new
it was never there to be missed
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Dec 29, 2009 17:35:54 GMT
*screens go blank, there's a sudden commotion, gunshots are heard and people cheer*
What the hell just happened?
David, the crazed maniac has become hooked on Call of Duty and when John dropped an envelope and crouched down to pick it up, he opened fire. Jedward are dead!
Appologies for the brief interlude there folks, we're back now. John and Edward have some business that needs tending to and so we'll have to use our backup host. Put your hands together for the one, the only.
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Dec 29, 2009 17:39:14 GMT
The next award is for the Best Live Song of 2009.
Unfortunately, we cannot reveal the winner as it's a secret.
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