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Post by griff on Oct 1, 2009 15:21:03 GMT
why did jesus cross the road
he didn't - he just rode the cross
say it out loud and it works
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Post by Hazey on Oct 1, 2009 15:37:23 GMT
roysh so....
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Post by Aoife on Oct 1, 2009 20:34:54 GMT
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cos it saw Niall's face.
(Sorry- it's been a while since I slated you) (I'm brilliant)
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Oct 1, 2009 20:36:20 GMT
So I was on the other side of the road and it came over to me in awe?
Thanks Dooley.
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Post by Aoife on Oct 1, 2009 20:41:00 GMT
Sure.
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Post by Dave on Oct 2, 2009 11:17:01 GMT
If you's two don't stop..i'm turning this delorentos forum around !
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Post by gowayanshite on Oct 2, 2009 13:26:48 GMT
A hedgehog was about to cross the road... the chicken grabs him..
"Don't do it!!! They'll never let it go..... "
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Post by Dave on Oct 3, 2009 15:07:09 GMT
Ooooh can anyone come up with a delo's joke ?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2009 4:45:58 GMT
hehehe... I think I've had enough entertainment for one night!!!
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Nov 12, 2009 16:37:14 GMT
I've had to take a second job working in a bakery.
I knead the dough
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Post by Hazey on Nov 12, 2009 16:58:09 GMT
hahaha...
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Dec 7, 2009 15:31:07 GMT
Three tomatoes are walking down the street -- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him... and says,
'Ketchup.'
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Post by Hazey on Dec 7, 2009 17:58:34 GMT
Why did the tomato blush? Because the Sea-weed
what did the big fire cracker say to the little fire cracker? "My pop is bigger that your pop"
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "Youre too young to smoke"
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Post by Aisling on Dec 7, 2009 18:03:46 GMT
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr Dre
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Post by Hazey on Dec 7, 2009 19:20:35 GMT
How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It
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