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Post by Aisling on Jan 2, 2010 20:05:51 GMT
I lol'd
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Apr 15, 2010 19:52:07 GMT
I got knocked down by a rental car today.
Bejaysus, it still Hertz.
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Post by Hazey on Apr 18, 2010 0:14:16 GMT
too early for jokes about Iceland? Oh ok.... ill wait till the dust settles..
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lawlorlicious
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When we're moving in time with the music...
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Post by lawlorlicious on Apr 18, 2010 21:30:38 GMT
too early for jokes about Iceland? Oh ok.... ill wait till the dust settles.. Dangit, I just came on here to post that one! Did you ever hear of that film about the young couple who decide to film all the strange things that happen to them at night after buying a possessed yoghurt? I think it's called Paranormal Activia...
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Post by Hazey on Apr 19, 2010 2:04:16 GMT
why do women live longer than men?
Because they havent stopped talking yet...
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Post by Dave on Apr 19, 2010 13:31:20 GMT
Did you ever hear of that film about the young couple who decide to film all the strange things that happen to them at night after buying a possessed yoghurt? I think it's called Paranormal Activia... hahaha I like this one
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Post by Aisling on Apr 19, 2010 14:19:57 GMT
why do women live longer than men? Because they havent stopped talking yet... Possibly setting myself up to look stupid but ...I don't get it...
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Jul 20, 2010 16:08:17 GMT
The Nigerian FA are to refund all people who backed them to win the WC.
All they require is your bank details and mothers' maiden name
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Jul 20, 2010 16:12:06 GMT
Cristiano ronaldo had his first parenting lesson with his new son this morning.
"Right" said the midwife, "what should you do if he starts crying and having a tantrum?"
"Show him a yellow card and tell him to get up off the f*cking floor" replied the baby
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Post by Aoife on Jul 28, 2010 16:25:56 GMT
Niall is gay!!
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Jul 28, 2010 16:35:48 GMT
Fooley.
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Post by ilwd on Dec 10, 2010 14:28:27 GMT
I was in Dun Laoghaire the other day, when a girl came up to me looking quite distressed. She had locked herself out of the car and the battery in the remote on her keys had died.
"How the hell am I going to get home, now" she said. "Could you drive me to a car shop so I can get a new battery?" she asked.
I told her I didn't have a car and asked to see the keys. "Where's your car? I think this might work."
She showed me to the car, where I proceeded to put the key in the door and open it manually.
Some people don't deserve a brain.
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Post by Hazey on Dec 15, 2010 2:26:13 GMT
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Idle Conversation
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Post by ferris on Dec 15, 2010 12:19:48 GMT
Why does Mr Tayto need a phone?
In case Johnny Onion Rings
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Post by ilwd on Jan 3, 2011 18:51:35 GMT
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Clockwork
Clockwork Who?
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Exactly.
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