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Post by inlovewithdetail on Oct 1, 2009 14:19:18 GMT
Just found out my mate is addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him about it he said he could stop any time.
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Post by Dave on Oct 1, 2009 14:20:34 GMT
hiiiii-ooooh
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Oct 1, 2009 14:21:53 GMT
I was at a cashpoint yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance.
Not being one to disappoint I pushed the old dear over.
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Oct 1, 2009 14:22:22 GMT
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on his grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin... 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it...
I thought to myself, these f*ckers have lost the plot
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Post by Dave on Oct 1, 2009 14:22:53 GMT
the man is on fire ! he's just bangin them out,one after another ha
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Oct 1, 2009 14:24:49 GMT
A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said....
'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Oct 1, 2009 14:25:23 GMT
My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Bollocks to this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Oct 1, 2009 14:27:21 GMT
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
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Post by Dave on Oct 1, 2009 14:28:24 GMT
These are so lame.that they are AMAZIN !
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Oct 1, 2009 14:36:47 GMT
Jonathan Ross has been caught shoplifting in the homeware section of Debenhams.
When asked whether he felt his actions foolhardy, he replied that he had thought about it long and hard but had decided that it was a whisk he was prepared to take
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Oct 1, 2009 14:47:39 GMT
I saw a biscuit today. It was rectangular with rounded edges and covered in sugar.
I thought to myself, 'that looks Nice.'
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Oct 1, 2009 14:54:05 GMT
I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'.
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Post by klaartje on Oct 1, 2009 14:56:31 GMT
A dyslectic man walks into a bra.
That's the only one I know.
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Oct 1, 2009 14:58:02 GMT
Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?
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Post by klaartje on Oct 1, 2009 15:07:03 GMT
That all? You done now?
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