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Post by Hazey on Dec 7, 2009 19:25:52 GMT
Why does a doctor need to control his temper?
Because he doesn’t want to lose his patients!
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Post by Aisling on Dec 7, 2009 19:26:52 GMT
I love this thread What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people
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Post by Hazey on Dec 7, 2009 19:28:18 GMT
Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
Because it is too cold outtide!!!
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Dec 7, 2009 19:33:53 GMT
I went into Eurospar the other day.
8 Venison legs for €40
That's two deer, I said to myself.
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Post by Aoife on Dec 7, 2009 19:34:17 GMT
What is the problem with the cross-eyed teacher?
He can't control his pupils.
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Dec 7, 2009 19:38:18 GMT
Q: What do you need when a scouser is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: More sand.
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Post by Hazey on Dec 7, 2009 19:56:52 GMT
How do we know men invented maps? Who else would make an inch into a mile?
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Dec 7, 2009 19:57:25 GMT
Sexist!
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Post by Hazey on Dec 7, 2009 20:00:56 GMT
How does a man keep his youth? By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
mwuhaha
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Post by Dave on Dec 7, 2009 21:32:33 GMT
Q: What do you need when a scouser is buried up to his neck in sand? A: More sand. hahaha
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Dec 14, 2009 16:06:46 GMT
I was so drunk when I got in last night that I picked a fight with my Kitchen mop.
Needless to say I wiped the floor with the shaggy-haired fecker.
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Post by Hazey on Dec 14, 2009 16:58:13 GMT
what do you give a sick pig?
OINKment
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siobhan
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Post by siobhan on Dec 14, 2009 21:18:28 GMT
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on a head and I'll just hang around!
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Post by inlovewithdetail on Jan 2, 2010 19:31:51 GMT
What do the Black Eyed Peas say after they leave the dentist.
I gotta filling.
Me. Coat. Door.
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Post by klaartje on Jan 2, 2010 19:35:32 GMT
Seriously
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